Internet Commerce Gifts

"...And then I got all excited and sold my COMPUTER on eBay!"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Internet.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'I found him on the internet.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Supply Chain

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Gerald Ratner's return

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'