Internet Commerce Mugs

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Supply Chain

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Gerald Ratner's return

Online Shopping.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"