Internet Retail Gifts

"I imagine the proverbial will hit the fan when she sees what I got from amazon."

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Hardy Annuals

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

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'I found him on the internet.'

D.I.Y

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Sale.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."