Internet Retail Pillows

"I imagine the proverbial will hit the fan when she sees what I got from amazon."

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

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How Amazon was invented

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I found him on the internet.'

Sale.

D.I.Y

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"