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Internet Retailer Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their workspace or living room with a pillow that humorously honors the life of an internet retailer. A playful yet practical gift for their everyday environment.
'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Amazon Drones Delivering Babies
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
'I found him on the internet.'
"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."
"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."
"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"
'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'
'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'
Online Shopping.
Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house
North Pole twinned with Amazon
Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!
"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."
"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."
Gerald Ratner's return
Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!
'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'
"We just got our online schooling exam results..."
'I love to see you all so busy!'
"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"
I e-bay t-shirt.
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
'We're e-bankrupt.'
Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified
'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'
'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'
'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'
'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'
"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."
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Internet Retailer Pillows Collection
Internet Retailer Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs featuring clever designs for internet retailers. Perfect for daily coffee or tea moments, these mugs add a humorous touch to their workspace.
Internet Retailer Prints
Browse vibrant prints that capture the spirit of online retail. A great way to add personality and inspiration to a home office or retail space.
Internet Retailer T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts with witty sayings tailored for internet retailers. Comfortable, stylish, and bound to make them smile during busy workdays.