Internet Retailer T-Shirts

It's fine, just ship it.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Online Shopping.

Gerald Ratner's return

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Terms and conditions

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'