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We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Cut Price

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Western Outfitters.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gerald Ratner's return

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

To-Let Town Centre Map

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Last Chance for Everything.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified