Online Retailer T-Shirts

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

e-procurement

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

Out of e-business

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Online auction.

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"The losers are bound to complain about the money we've made because of Covid."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Marge, I think you ordered from the wrong Amazon!"

'John I'm just taking the cart to do some internet shopping.'

Gerald Ratner's return

Internet, Interflora

Internet sales tax

Reasons for Return...

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

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