Web Retailer Mugs

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Cut Price

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Western Outfitters.

Gerald Ratner's return

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

To-Let Town Centre Map

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified