Tech Retailer T-Shirts

'That's our latest in portables.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Gerald Ratner's return

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

Pokemon Get Lost

Europa takes a selfie

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'