Tech Shopping T-Shirts

"Does that app drain your battery?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"