Tech Shopping Gifts

"Does that app drain your battery?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

The Selfie

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Europa takes a selfie

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.