Tech-savvy Shoppers Gifts

'That? That's a store, hon. In the olden days people would buy things in stores instead of online.'

"It's not quite the same."

'This is so real. When I got back to my car, it was dented on both sides.'

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Next gen pregnancy tests.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Pregnancy and Laptops

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

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'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

e-procurement

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."