Tech-savvy Consumers Gifts

Do you do Paywave

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Early Learning Today

The Re-Opening of Schools

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

cuPad

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.