Tech-savvy Consumers Mugs

Do you do Paywave

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Relaxing in the Sun

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

The Re-Opening of Schools

Early Learning Today

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

cuPad

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"