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"Sorry I can't tell you what's on my wish list. I don't share my personal data."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

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"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"Sorry - card payment only."

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

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'Some of these 'free' apps end up costing loads through hidden in-app purchases!'

Mall. Clothing. Women Men Children. A retail clothing franchise had their computers hacked by invasive programs. Malware strikes mall wear.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

Internet, Interflora

'Yes, those suit you perfectly.'

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

'Can I help you?'