Tech-savvy Giver Gifts

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"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

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"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

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"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Buy my data $20"

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

Augmented reality check

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

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'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'

"Fine – if they all want to meet online, screw them."

"Siri, find me someone better."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"Would you care to come up and see my cardiovascular fitness data?"

"I'm sorry, Derek, but, now that Kelsey has learned how to convert JPEGs into PDFs, we can't justify keeping you on."