Tech-savvy Gift Giver Gifts

I bought you an iTunes gift card. Why would you do that? It's a peace offering. Ok, where is it? It's digital. I set up an email account for you, and sent it there. Now you can download content. You made me a virtual address, and sent an intangible gift to it, that'll let me download things I can never even touch? What kind of lazy @#$% gift is that? What happened to giving people something you picked out for them, that they can touch and caress, and re-gift as they mock your bad taste behind yo

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Augmented reality check

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

New to selfies? Pick a style!

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Siri, find me someone better."

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

Graduation Day at Drone School

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"Would you care to come up and see my cardiovascular fitness data?"

"Fine – if they all want to meet online, screw them."

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

My digital assistant device hears things in my house and then targeted ads are sent to me, but it seems like there are still some bugs in the system. I can explain it, Frank, you're always talking about golf. The device hears "tee" and get ads for "tea." When the golf pros are on TV I get ads for cars and pet shopts. That's because the device repeatedly hears "long drive" and "birdie." Then when I talk about my playing golf, I get ads for knives and fishing equipment. Of course! The devi

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

Missing the human touch.