Geeky Gift Giver Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'We may need to remove your spleen because it might not be doing whatever it is the spleen does.'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Cartoon computer

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

WC problem.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

Young Geeks.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

The Last Jerseys.

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

'They think I can walk on water.'