Geeky Gift Giver Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'We may need to remove your spleen because it might not be doing whatever it is the spleen does.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Cartoon computer

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

WC problem.

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

Young Geeks.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

The Last Jerseys.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'