Geeky Collector Gifts

Young Geeks.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Invest in technology."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'New Game'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Star Wars convention...

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Alpha males through the ages!

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Swiss Army Stove.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'