Geek Chic Enthusiast Gifts

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Lulu's computer dating: 'Rule number one, lose the pocket protector on the first date!'

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

"It's not just me - according to this survey, being a scientist just doesn't ring any bells for single women."

"We did everything we could, but you still look like a geek on your dating profile."

Pop Quiz: Can you identify the magic ingredient separating the man with "powerful geek mystique" from the plain old-fashioned nerd?

"Why are you dressed like that if you don't know anything about computers?"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

The Digital Family

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Binary Man

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Essex computer.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Funny math t-shirts

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.