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The Digital Family

One of Euclid's Earlier Propositions

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Sexual chemistry set

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Essex computer.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Funny math t-shirts

Carbon Dating.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'