Geek Chic Adventurer Gifts

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

The Digital Family

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Rogue elephant

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

The nerds go on their first road trip.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Essex computer.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

Pea green

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Face Painting.

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Funny math t-shirts

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

Cloning Labs.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'