Nerd Collector Gifts

A boffin

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

He still refuses to upgrade.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Young Geeks.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"I'll take it."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Geek Day Dreams

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'We couldn't locate the fat gene, but we did discover the fat genie!'

Easter Egg Heads

Nerd night out.

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'You seem to be suffering a reaction to the amount of medication you're taking. I'll see what I can prescribe for that!'

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'I you hadn't written the car off. . . I could visit you more often.'

First you must prove your worthiness.

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.