Nerd Collective Gifts

'This our team nickname!!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Nerd tryouts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Second lifeReal life.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Knights of the Square Table.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

People who understand Venn diagrams

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Geek Day Dreams

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Geek Beach

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

Nerd night at the club.

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"