Nerd Nation Member Gifts

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Second lifeReal life.

"He's my school project for science class."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Corporate Greed.

Knights of the Square Table.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Pickle

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

'That damn racial scandal.'

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

Brains

"This is not good at all!"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

Geek on Wheaties Box.

"Papers late again, Murphy?"