"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"
Neuron Nerd Gifts
Looking for a way to honor a neuron nerd? Our collection features witty and thoughtful products that celebrate a love for neuroscience and creativity. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone fascinated by the brain's complex beauty. Show your appreciation for their intellect and curiosity with uniquely designed items that mirror their passion for all things neural. Whether it's for a student, teacher, or lifelong learner, these thoughtful presents tap into their love of science and fun.
Spindle Neurons
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
First Novels.
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
John Bunyan
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
The Age of Reptiles. . .
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."
A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.
'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'
Moby Dick
''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'
Jack London
Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'
Addicted to reading
'If only Darwin could have seen this.'
The real reason why flamingos are pink
Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."
'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'
Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."
Encyclopedic Novel Slam.
Cliff Notes
All-Purpose Obamatoon
"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."
Why giraffes hate winter
"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"
Neuron Nerd Gifts Collection
Neuron Nerd Mugs
Explore our collection of neuron nerd mugs and find the perfect way for a science lover to start their day with a smile.
Neuron Nerd Pillows
Browse our neuron nerd pillows, combining cozy softness with clever neural network patterns to brighten up any room.
Neuron Nerd Prints
Discover our neuron nerd prints, perfect for decorating a study or lab with artistic neural imagery that sparks curiosity.
Neuron Nerd T-Shirts
Check out our neuron nerd t-shirts, blending brainy design with comfort — great for casual days and science events.