Neuron Fanatic Gifts

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

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'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Attack of the 'health' foods

'The Neurosis Pack.'

Woody Allen

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Turn down the bass."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"Now do you believe me?"

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Crayons again?"

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

Used space shuttle

Male Brain, Female Brain. . . Your Brain.

Much needed Apple Watch features

"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."

Evolution of the Hanger.

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