Neurotic Humor Fan Gifts

"Just my luck, having to live a compulsive lace tier 24 hours a day!"

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Woody Allen

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

You've lost an electron? Are you sure you're all right? I'm positive.

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Flytrap nerd.

Social median

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

Who has two thumbs and

'I'm shaking a bit!'

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to retrieve your health records."

Brain in Mask

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

The Ice Cream Age.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Devil to computer salesman: 'Does it come with firewire'

'This book on speed reading is due back in ten minutes.'

Early computer hackers.

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

Sniffing drugs

'When I convinced him to accept himself as he is, I didn't know he was a deadbeat.'

"Welcome to the Tourette Foundation's ceremonial swearing in of our new president."