Neuro-humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Welcome to the Tourette Foundation's ceremonial swearing in of our new president."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Some scents are nonsense.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm shaking a bit!'

Full Frontal Lobe Nudity

"See, Mom? I'm not such a know-it-all."

"Sorry I'm late, I had to retrieve your health records."

Take The Guesswork Out Of Your Diagnoses!

Brain in Mask

"Hi you're on my brain"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'Think fast!'

'I should probably warn you that you've wandered into a place where you're very likely to get hit on by some jerk. I don't mean this bar, I mean this comic strip.'

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

'A book report? Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?'

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Early computer hackers.

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

Sniffing drugs

"Just my luck, having to live a compulsive lace tier 24 hours a day!"

'You suffer from nymphomania? What a coincidence, I'm a sex addict!'