Neuro-humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Welcome to the Tourette Foundation's ceremonial swearing in of our new president."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Some scents are nonsense.

Spindle Neurons

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

Woody Allen

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'I'm shaking a bit!'

Full Frontal Lobe Nudity

In the breakfast foods industry, our award winner, Ernie, is at the tip-top. The honoree is at the vertex, the acme, the apogee ... the summit, the crest, the peak, the zenith! Raise your glasses to the man at the pinnacle! Please don't say it! Thank you for the synonym toast!

"See, Mom? I'm not such a know-it-all."

"Sorry I'm late, I had to retrieve your health records."

Take The Guesswork Out Of Your Diagnoses!

'I should probably warn you that you've wandered into a place where you're very likely to get hit on by some jerk. I don't mean this bar, I mean this comic strip.'

Brain in Mask

'A book report? Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?'

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

"Hi you're on my brain"

'Think fast!'

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

Early computer hackers.

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

Sniffing drugs

'You suffer from nymphomania? What a coincidence, I'm a sex addict!'