Brainy Jokes Enthusiast Pillows

"See, Mom? I'm not such a know-it-all."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

A Brain Drain

'Lion!'

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

The Principal of Inertia.

Sphinx high jinks.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

The Scientist

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

Dr.Phil McGraw

Sock drawer.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Full Frontal Lobe Nudity

"I want a very moist angel food cake with an extra tight hole..."

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

'Just how much did you pay for this engagement ring?'

With the brain being next to the ears, Ernie's started dwearing plugs --- He's heard "intelligence leaks" have been a big problem recently.

Mother drags away her children.

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'A book report? Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?'

'Think fast!'

Brain in Mask

'This corn tastes funny. I heard they're leaving out the antibiotics.'

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

"Hi you're on my brain"

How clownfish are born.

Tell me more about your kleptomania - Darn where did I put my notebook?

"They're not laughing at me anymore. They're laughing WITH me."