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Albert Einstein

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Crime in bookshop

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Men Working Things Out

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

A Brain Drain

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

'Money can't buy happiness, Sims, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you a bottle of prozac.'

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"Dear Author: Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to reject your work."

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Expensive health care

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."

Universidad

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

"Out of my way! I'm late for that lecture on 'The Importance of Relaxation'!!!"

Workaholics Anonymous Meeting.

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"I was married to my job for years, and now, all of a sudden, I'm paying ALIMONY to it!"

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

The Scientist