Brainy Enthusiast Pillows

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"This is Evelyn Higgins. She did math without a calculator."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Light Bulb Moment

Empty box of ideas

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Brainstorm in progress.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

' A new idea '

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Think.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

Nervous Student

X-RAY

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Think outside the seed.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

John Banville

'The nice thing about group practice is that two minds are better than one.'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Cutting down the Brain

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

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