Brainy Hobbyist Pillows

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Llama training

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

You too can juggle.

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

You are what you collect.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Noam Chomsky

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?