Nerdy Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

You've lost an electron? Are you sure you're all right? I'm positive.

Flytrap nerd.

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Social median

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

Sex shop headache pills...

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Next Terrifying Military Threats

Rudolph Red Light District

'Nothing much happened in the Middle East today.... Ha! -- Just kidding.'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

"Somehow these awards are seeming less special."

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

This is Dr. Sadie. What's your question, caller? How can I tell if my cold is really bronchitis? Stop yer sniveling. In my day, a body would hope it was bronchitis. It gave you a chance to prove your grit! Nothing like a touch of burning pain, wheezing, and crackling in the chest to separate the women from the girls. What kind of doctor are you, again?

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."