Nerdy Humor Aficionado Pillows

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Flytrap nerd.

Social median

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

'Nothing much happened in the Middle East today.... Ha! -- Just kidding.'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

Sex shop headache pills...

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."

"Somehow these awards are seeming less special."