Neuroscience Fan Gifts

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Spindle Neurons

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

Brains

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

"Don't forget to send selfies."

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Vaccine race