Brain Game Fan Gifts

Quick Crossword.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Man and brain

Brain Power

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

Airport

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"Business has been steady."

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Dominant Shrink.

Next Direction

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

"Corc-a-doodle-do!"

'Sculptor'

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

Maze inside a man's brain.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Remembering passwords.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."