Mind Games Fan Gifts

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Airport

Garden Sudoku

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Trojan Chess

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

No Leaders

Dominant Shrink.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Derren Brown

"Corc-a-doodle-do!"

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Quick Crossword.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Maze inside a man's brain.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

"It's definitely cold and flew season."

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

'What do you call a sheep with no legs?'

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'