Mind Games Fan Pillows

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Airport

Famous Optical Illusions!

Garden Sudoku

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Trojan Chess

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Dominant Shrink.

No Leaders

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Corc-a-doodle-do!"

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Quick Crossword.

Maze inside a man's brain.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

"It's definitely cold and flew season."

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

"Sure, I can recommend some mental exercises. Try memorizing all the prescription drugs I have you on."

"I put vegetables on my facebook likes just to play with my Mom's head."

'What do you call a sheep with no legs?'

'My therapist plays with my mind.'