Mind Game Admirer Pillows

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Garden Sudoku

Whack A Soul.

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Trojan Chess

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Be careful sir...it's a mimefield..."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Dominant Shrink.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Joke Shop and Novelties

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"It's a human hand!"

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.