Mind Game Admirer Gifts

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Magic Tricks

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

Garden Sudoku

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

Trojan Chess

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Whack A Soul.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Paul Daniels.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"Be careful sir...it's a mimefield..."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Dominant Shrink.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

Derren Brown

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"It's a human hand!"

Joke Shop and Novelties

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."