Novelty Game Admirer Gifts

Whack A Soul.

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Employee of the Month Parking

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Book Shop.

The true story of how...Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

A clowns parachute.

Unicorn Hoopla

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

Christopher Fry.