Video Game Admirer Gifts

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Antler Buzzers.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.