Novelty Item Admirer Gifts

Sure it was Inexpensive, but Buying a Toaster from the Planet Krypton Proved to be No Bargain.

'Would you believe it? — nothing but rubber singing fish!'

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Elton John

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Two stressed drinking birds

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Haunted museum

Leaking backpack.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Whack A Soul.

"Krazy straw"

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Book Shop.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Butterfly Woman

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Raymond Queneau

Drinking Hats