Novelty Item Admirer Mugs

Sure it was Inexpensive, but Buying a Toaster from the Planet Krypton Proved to be No Bargain.

'Would you believe it? — nothing but rubber singing fish!'

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Two stressed drinking birds

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Whack A Soul.

Leaking backpack.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Haunted museum

"Krazy straw"

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Drinking Hats

Book Shop.

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman