Novelty Decoration Admirer Mugs

Christmas Tree

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Haunted museum

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'Termites!'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Ship in a Bottle

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

Pinata Trophy

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

Tourist

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

'Sorry we're late, we had a bit of trouble finding you.'

Christmas Star