Novelty Decoration Admirer Pillows

Christmas Tree

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Haunted museum

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Ship in a Bottle

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

'Termites!'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

Pinata Trophy

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Tourist

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

'Sorry we're late, we had a bit of trouble finding you.'

'Harry, what's happened to us?'