Unique Accessory Admirer Mugs

"I won't be needing you this year."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Haunted museum

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Fruit Bonnet

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'I like a man in a suit.'

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"It's vintage."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Goldfish in Armour

Tourist

The indigo children.

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

Ears Pierced While You Wait

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"