Novelty Game Admirer Mugs

Whack A Soul.

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Employee of the Month Parking

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Raymond Queneau

Book Shop.

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

The Earlier, Less Publicized Discovery of Gravity by Cornblatt

The true story of how...Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Unicorn Hoopla

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

A clowns parachute.

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'